That Sketchy Mexican Place

You know the one. It’s a squat, nondescript building off the main road, and the sign is in Spanish. Some of them have jalapeno peppers dancing in sombreros on the sign. You’ve never been there. There are no lights in the parking lot, and you’re just not sure. Let me help you. Go. Go now….

The Premise

So, I’ve been thinking about food. I think about food a lot. Maybe too much. Like a lot of my compatriots, I worry about weight, count carbs, count calories, restrict this thing or that, and it becomes…a struggle. It’s ridiculous, really. And we know what is true about our food: it’s crammed with sugar and…